A simple guide to wearing Tit-Bits.

Step 1: Select bra.

Step 2 : Look for Tit-Bit in unusual places.

Step 3 : Find your Tit-Bit. This may take longer than you think, because they have a way of migrating all over your home. I have no idea why, but I suspect that children, pets and spousal sloth may have something to do with it. Purchasing Tit-Bits in colours, (e.g. neon pink) that don't match your furniture or floor coverings sometimes helps.



Step 4 : Put bra on.

Step 5: Place Tit-Bit(s) in bra cup(s) and put bra on. If you have a weighted Tit-Bit, make sure that the weighted side is in the bottom of the cup.
 

Step 6 : Adjust and voila ! You're done.